I’ve neglected to shave for the past few days and I’m afraid I’ve come down with poetry. Bear with me, will you? I’m sure we can get through it.
You live your life categorically less than perfect
You were told if you had to flaunt you had to work it
You live your life as a constant bother
You spent your childhood running home, back to your mother.
You enjoy living in your stained glass castle
You never stop reminding us that your life is such a hassle
I’ve never been one to be a pessimist
If I were I’d be out now, trying to get pissed
Why do you think you’re always so tired?
Why are you always worried about getting fired?
Is it because you live like a functioning agoraphobic?
You think your life is the definition of ironic.
In reality, it borders on illogic.
But who am I telling how to live your life?
Who am I to tell you your life is full of strife?
Maybe one day you’ll settle down and become a wife.
Or maybe you can change your life and become happy.
Are you content staying here and changing a nappy?
Is this life of yours getting too fast to handle?
How would you know your kid would become a fucking vandal?
Maybe you should slow and plan how to retire.
Do this fast, as the situation is becoming ever dire.
Perhaps you should leave town to live in the country
Maybe you should stop being a mental absentee.
Now you are old and your troubled son is back in prison
How many more problems have recently arisen?
Now you can’t see, and you can’t count your medication
And your life is slipping far past the point of aggravation.
Now you’re sick and in hospital again
And you hope you’ll die shortly or you’ll go insane
Though anything would be a vast improvement.
And it is becoming harder to make any sort of movement.
Now you are dead and life goes on without you.
You tried to be kind although you didn’t have to.
But you lived your life always trying to please others.
Although you never lived for your mothers or your fellow brothers.
Why didn’t you try to live the life you always wanted.
Life was moving fast and you were always getting taunted.
Was it you or the system or maybe something in between?
Maybe you should have viewed life a little more obscene.
So it’s time I tell the lesson of this little story.
Forget all the expectations and the memento mori
Now don’t you live your life ten miles from where you were born
Remember to think outside the box and to never mourn.
Don’t live life worrying about your future, but remember to remember your past
Maybe you could escape your caste, perhaps you could be happy at long last.
Why are you here? Now that I couldn’t tell you.
But seize the day and try to be content without contempt
I’ll leave you now and I bid you adieu..